Where to start?


This is a welcome home sign that somebody put up on base. I'm sure the Marine recognizes himself in the picture as do all the Marines that know him. There is just so much wrong that I don't know where to start.
Is this sign from a jealous girlfriend and wifey's on the bed of a pick-up truck on her way to Mexico to be sold into slavery?
Is this sign from his brother who took "care" of wifey while he was deployed?
Is this just a sign from the wifey who likes to advertise that she is lazy and fat and probably has cracker crumbs and bugs in the bed because this sign has been up for several weeks.
I won't even get started on "the ice", like there's only one ice? I bet it melted really quick. Maybe it's on the ice in Alaska? Or on the ice on the boat that she bought with deployment money and is sailing around on with the brother?
OK, it's making my brain hurt because it doesn't rhyme or flow. It's just a bunch of statements on a piece of vinyl and there's nothing welcoming about that! Argh! Plus how many times has that Marine been asked if wifey's still on the bed?
I think I'll go get a life now.

Comments

Bonnie said…
Eh, I think you are having a Debbie Downer day. I like the poster, you might need to go back to bed and wake up on the other side! Grouch!
July 18, 2009 at 1:16 PM
Amanda said…
I'm with you! Some people just don't seem to think about their actions (or words). And of course grammar...ugh.

She probably meant well, but the road to hell is paved with good intentions.
July 18, 2009 at 1:24 PM
Sumpffamilie said…
Although I reall like the concept of what is on the sign.. without the errors of course, was it necessary to put his picture?? otherwise.. pretty cute.
July 18, 2009 at 3:21 PM
Kim said…
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July 18, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Kim said…
I think you put too much thought into that sign :) I hope her husband enjoyed it at least
July 18, 2009 at 9:55 PM
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