I wrote this almost a year ago and forgot but I just now found it and since I'm lazy I'll post it instead of writing something new.
Sometime earlier this year I developed a lovely clogged pore that didn't seem to want to go away, and then it got a friend right beside it and another and then together they dug a pool. So after enough waiting for them to move out of the neighborhood on their own I went to the dermatologist for a zit removal but was surprised with a biopsy and got an undeniably clear result of inconclusive squamous cells. So it was reccommended that I have it removed.
In preparation for having my face cut off, I asked Chris to try to be there in case a crazy criminal breaks in and tries to switch their face with mine. Granted I wasn't under anesthesia and the only thing numbed was about an inch of my lower jaw, but I prefer to be safe, plus since I knew the Dr. wasn't going to give me anything to relax while I have my my face cut off I thought I mig…
1. We moved. This is a whole post on it's own, but I'm not in a good enough place yet to blog it. We are settling in and will be happy here, it's just gonna take a minute. Or three.
2. Marshmallow is a boy. I discovered his "accessories" about a week ago and promptly started calling vets to have them removed. I'm not interested in dealing with little boy bunnies marking my couch as their territory. How immasculating is it that I refer to my rabbit's testicles as accessories? Anyway, we started calling him a him and were being corrected by Madelyn. Chris asked if we were going to tell her and I asked if he wanted to be the one to show her why he isn't a girl. Therefore, despite having accessories, Marshmallow is a girl.
3. I called the vet to confirm Marshmallow's pre-surgery appointment and had the following conversation while distracted trying to put away laundry: Vet Tech: Unintelligible, May I help you? Me: Yes, I need to confirm an a…
Today marks my Mom and Dads 30th wedding anniversary.
Their story is our story, our family and our love. Mom caught dads eye with her beauty and grace. Dad swept her off her feet by wearing tuxedos to drag races They dated and Dad set the standard for perms in the relationship. It took Mom a few years to catch up, but when she did, she did it big. Mom instantly had a ready made family. I personally think she got a pretty awesome deal. I mean, look at that cuteness in her lap. Not everybody gets so lucky as to marry a guy and get such an awesome daughter too! This is the stuff of fairytales. I was a perfect angel and never ever peed on her lap in the drivethrough.
She also had the pleasure of spending time with my older sister, and although Brea's story is different from my own, the love and devotion from our Dad and Becky are not.
For some reason our little family had to grow, so we grew larger with the addition of these two turds. While their story started resembling a little…